OH DAMN, I MISSED IT...
My God, how could I have been so self-absorbed to forget that December 1st was "World AIDS Day"? Oh wait, that's right, I didn't give a fuck! The majority of those people with AIDS are poor and starving in 3rd world countries, which is the solution to the problem of poverty and starvation in 3rd world countries.Doesn't anyone else realize that AIDS is the solution to all of problems in the 3rd world? Hell, I won't have to listen to Sally Struthers, or Christian Children's Fund fucking blabbing about "for the price of a cup of coffee..." anymore. I hate to fucking break it to you, I make my own coffee at the house, so I'll gladly give you what I pay for a cup of coffee...nothing.
Poverty eradication through AIDS, hell, you can't be dead and poor! Fuck you Bono, with your "debt forgiveness" bullshit. You're rich, give em' your fucking money you cocksucker.
Starvation eradication through AIDS, because dead people aren't hungry unless they're in a George Romero flick, and you don't want to feed the fuckers then!
Civil war eradication through AIDS, the bastards are executing each other anyway, and on their rape rampages they contract AIDS...the gift that keeps on giving.
And fuck "clean needle programs". Fucking illegal drug users deserve to die in the first place! I wish AIDS could be contracted by smoking a joint, you worthless fucking stoners! Every last one of you deserves to die.
Sorry homosexuals, God must really hate you. Moses came down off the mountain with the 10 Commandments, and 2 gay cowboys come down from Brokeback Mountain with a case of AIDS. Sucks to be you.
So good fucking job AIDS, next December 1st I am setting off some fireworks.
Labels: AIDS, Disease, I don't give a fuck, Third World
